Tuesday, June 09, 2009

How to Avoid Sex Scandal Video


Don't tell me you haven't heard of the latest sex scandal that hit the Philippines. You know, the great Dr. Hayden Kho having sex with different girls. Filipina actresses Katrina Halili and Maricar Reyes to name a few.

There are even rumors that Kho actually videotaped about 30-40 women, without their knowledge of course, while having their intimate moments. Actress Ruffa Mae Quinto and Celebrity doctor Dra. Vicky Belo are also rumored to have videos.

Well, we can't do anything about this anymore. Once a video or a picture is posted on the internet, we can no longer control people from spreading it. So instead, let me give you some tips I found on the internet on how to avoid being caught on a sex scandal video.

  • Sweep the room for a small red light. Red lights can mean a power light of a TV, a VCR or a hidden camera
  • Buy a Hidden Camera Wireless Signal and sweep the entire room for hidden wireless camera
  • While you’re at it, check for any teddy bears lying around. Teddy bears = Nannycams. (If you’re in the guy’s room and there’s a teddy bear, you might have other things to worry about aside from getting caught on camera while doing the deed.)
  • Wear clothes. Or at least a robe.
  • Wear sunglasses. Hey, it might keep you from getting recognized if a video gets leaked, right?
  • Grow your hair long enough so that it can hang over your face.
  • Insist on only doing it in a four-poster bed with curtains.
  • Insist on only doing it under the blanket.
  • Have him or her sign a pre-coital confidentiality agreement. (If a video gets leaked, at least you’ll become a millionaire.)
  • Confiscate his mobile phone and any other gadgets he might have on his person.
  • Turn off the lights!
  • Be suspicious of any open doors or cabinets.
  • Insist on doing it in the bathroom where you can sweep the place for cameras more easily.
  • Never let your partner out of your sight so he won’t get a chance to put up a cam somewhere.
  • And the most important of them all, choose the the right boyfriend, choose the right friends to hang out with.


(via, Spot - image via Tradebit)

6 comments:

  1. Great tips! One should really be careful, the internet is so powerful and scary at the same time.

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  2. Okey ang tips. Kompleto. Siguro dapat aware na ngayon ang mga babae sa pakikipagdate.

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  3. wow. :) ok tong post mo ate! siguro naman eh magiging maingat na ang mga tao ngayon :) hehehe

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  4. or better yet be with the right person, your husband.

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  5. nice. now i know what to do so that i won't be a victim of this. (KAPAL) hehehe.

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  6. Ahahaha!! Ayus to ha bihasang bihasa! Woot!
    I like the last part ;)

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